Who'da ever thought that the best news of my day would come first from FOX !?! Read it and weep, baby! Tears of Joy, Tears of Crocodile, or just plain tears of idiocy: finally, there's something that every American can do together! (And who says we're a divided nation.) Oi! If you're a Flat Earther, …
File under Homo vorsutus ssp. Americanus. Fred Eshelman is living proof that you can replace a penis gourd with a necktie, but you can't take the monkey out of the penis sheath. A picture is worth a thousand words, they say, and this one proves it. Read WAPO's headline and see the photo. From The …
November 7, 2020 When President-elect Joe and Dr. Jill Biden move into the White House come January, they'll be bringing their two beautiful pooches with them. TWO German shepherds: Major and Champ. No wonder the Bidens seem like such nice people!!! First Lady-elect Dr. Jill Biden with Biden family pups Major and Champ. For the …
...and all too rare it is. From the Associated Press, October 17, 2020 ‘There’s a lemur!’ 5-year-old helps crack SF Zoo theft case Associated Press Oct. 17, 2020. This Dec. 17, 2018, photo provided by the San Francisco Police courtesy of the San Francisco Zoo, shows a missing lemur, named Maki. The ring-tailed lemur was …
For this definition, we turn yet again to Ambrose Bierce's timeless classic, The Devil's Dictionary. No, dear reader, I shall not debate the merits of this little gem. It's humor. Christian: "n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who …
From Ambrose Bierce's timeless classic, The Devil's Dictionary. Politeness: "n. The most acceptable hypocracy."Ambrose Bierce (1993). The Devil's Dictionary. Dover Thrift Editions. Dover Publications, Inc. Originally published as Volume VII of The collected works of Ambrose Bierce (1911), by the Neale Publishing Company, New York.
From Ambrose Bierce's timeless classic, The Devil's Dictionary. POLITICS:n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.Ambrose Bierce (1993). The Devil's Dictionary. Dover Thrift Editions. Dover Publications, Inc. Originally published as Volume VII of The collected works of Ambrose Bierce (1911), by the Neale Publishing …
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