Cops: Here is Your Proud Legacy.

U.S. surpasses 400,000 Covid deaths nearly one year after nation’s first confirmed case

The country reached 200,000 deaths in mid-September, and 300,000 just a few months later on Dec. 15.

And your boy’s response?

“It’s only 15 people, and tomorrow we’ll be down to one.”

“It’s not as bad as the flu.”

“It will peak by April 12th.”

“It’ll all magically disappear.”

“It will be over when the warm weather comes.”

“It’s almost gone.”

“Eat malaria pills.”

“Drink bleach.”

“Shove a flashlight up your ass.”

“FAKE NEWS.”

“They’re just trying to scare the hell out of everyone.”

“All you hear is Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid.”

This Porker caught the COVID, and he still believes the earth is flat.

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