Next, allow me now to introduce to you Doniphan County sheriff’s deputy Nathaniel M. Keller. Charming looking fellow, ain’t he? Couldn’t look more like a stereotypical southern White pig if he had to, could he? You can see the sadism, the racism, and the brutality just weeping from his greasy, sweaty pores.

Just kidding.

Not.

Deputy Keller, you see, was arrested for rape, aggravated criminal sodomy, sexual exploitation of a child, and aggravated indecent liberties of a child.

Or, to be more specific:

The KBI says Nathaniel M. Keller, 33, of Troy, was arrested for rape, aggravated criminal sodomy, sexual exploitation of a child, and aggravated indecent liberties of a child, for crimes suspected to have occurred in 2017. He was also arrested for aggravated domestic battery, criminal threat, and criminal damage to property for incidents alleged to have occurred in 2019 and 2021.

Former Kansas deputy arrested for multiple child sex crimes (kwch.com), June 24, 2021

Yet another example of “Our Finest,” out there dutifully protecting our children from the monsters.

P.S.

Say, doesn’t Nathaniel Keller remind you of somebody we know? Try this on for size: Deschutes County Sheriff’s Captain Scott Beard, who pleaded guilty in federal court on January 31, 2020 to two counts of embezzlement.

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Beard was quite the model cop himself, and his story deserves its own blog entry (note to self: Scott Beard).

I wonder why so many White pigs are so easy to pick out in a line-up?

Oh yeah: American cop culture.

Say, maybe profiling isn’t all such a bad idea.

As long as it’s used on cops instead of citizens.