Retraction: I’m glad we’ve got that cleared up.

Allow me to print a retraction. Thank God for the likes of Fox News' Tucker Carlson, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson, My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell, and other Real News Journalists and Political Experts. I now understand The Truth. January 6, 2021, never happened. There was no insurrection at the Capitol. This didn't happen: Nor did …

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“Whoops,” indeed.

“QAnon Shaman” Jacob Chansley, aka "Buffalo Man," aka "Chewbaca Mankini." He and his Proud Boys, his QAnon Believers, and fellow Repugnants claim they made a boo-boo at the Capitol on January 6, and they hope you'll forgive them. “Please be patient with me and other peaceful people who, like me, are having a very difficult time …

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Yet another pig charged with assaulting a fellow cop and participating in Trump’s insurgency.

Thomas Webster, retired New York cop, was charged with assaulting a Washington Metro police officer -- with a flagpole -- during Trump's January 6 insurgency. Webster the Pig "did not dispute that he appeared in three separate videos of the attack recorded on Jan. 6." Thomas Webster, Retired NYPD Pig, Arrested for participating in Trump's …

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What the hell is wrong with cops?!

These are the kinds of people you employ ?!?!?! Joseph Fischer, beefy White Trash pig of the North Cornwall Township, Pennsylvania, Police Department: self-admitted and proud insurgent in Trump's insurrection. Credit: WGAL News 8, February 19, 2021. SV Spindrift (Fischer): I told him if that is the price I have to pay to voice my …

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Capitol Police Suspends 6 Officers, Investigates Dozens More After Capitol Riots.

Retweeted from National Public Radio today. February 19, 20212:03 PM ET H.J. MAI The U.S. Capitol Police has suspended six officers with pay for their actions on Jan. 6, when a pro-Trump mob attacked the U.S. Capitol in an attempt to stop the certification of President Biden's Electoral College victory, according to a department statement. …

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“a deliberate attempt to find a scapegoat for activities on January 6.”

Well, yes. What's the point? Source: The Washington Post, February 19, 2021. After all, we wouldn't let Dear Leader or anyone important to be held accountable for their roles in the insurrection, now, would we? That just wouldn't be American. But somebody gots to pay. So let's focus on the minions. You know, the useful …

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After the Insurrection: Update on Pigs “Under Review”

From The New York Times today, with pullout quotes added. Editorial trolling by The Tumalo Lookout is bracketed and separated, to spare the NYT the indignities of my own cynicism. Note: The title of this Times article is ignorant and misinforming. See my comments following the story. Police Forces Have Long Tried to Weed Out …

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So Sorry. But no regrets. Or just a few. Nope, not sorry.

So Sad, too bad. But, no regerts. Regerts? I've had a few... but then again... too few to mention. So, no. Not sorry. Nope. No sire, not us, either. Not us, either. Well, maybe us. We did lose our jobs, after all. Maybe me. Just a little. I mean, I did support him and all …

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Let’s Review.

A pictorial essay. And they all lived happily ever after. The. End. p.s. From National Public Radio: After Voting To Acquit, McConnell Torches Trump As Responsible For Riot February 13, 20215:16 PM ET "There's no question, none, that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of the day,"Senate Minority "Leader" Mitch …

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Writer’s Almanac: February 12, 2021

Today the United States Senate will complete the Scopes Monkey Trial of Ex-President Donald Trump. The day is historic in its farcical cynicism as well as its true consequences: a theatre of the absurd, wherein the first United States President to be impeached for sedition has already been guaranteed his acquittal. Trump is the first …

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